Unassuming, unpretentious and always amiable, Amsterdam’s ‘brown cafés’ – named so both for their fusty decor, and the persistent aura of phantom tobacco smoke – are woven into the very fabric of Dutch culture. Here are our favourites…

Café Chris

Café Chris / Image: Alamy

This homely Jordaan spot has been refreshing Dutch punters since way back in 1624. They reckon Rembrandt was a regular, and legend has it the original landlord – who also oversaw construction of the moody Calvinist Westerkerk around the corner – paid his thirsty labourers right here in the café, just as their wages flowed right back to his coffers. Neat, huh? The toilet is famously titchy too, but don’t eschew it – it’s a proper local institution.

42 Bloemstraat, Jordaan
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Café ‘t Mandje

Opened in the 1927 by flamboyant local character Bet van Beeran – an openly gay lass who scandalously rode her motorcycle leather-clad around the city – Café ‘t Mandje was the first openly gay bar in the Netherlands (indeed one of the very first anywhere at all). Look out for the framed underwear and snicked-off men’s neckties, relics all of van Beeran’s irrepressible, pioneering spirit. These days her niece presides over the bar – a bar so hallowed, there’s a replica of it down the road at the Amsterdam museum. Drink it in.

63 Zeedijk, De Wallen
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